Now you can go inside of Chris’ head and read some of the ridiculous things he tells himself are intelligent thoughts. Don’t particularly recommend it though. Here are a few examples…
I never used to like walnuts. Now I have a lot in common with them.
People who go to dog parks just to watch are more lonely but also happier to be there.
One of the funnier parts of life is running into someone you know had sex with one of your friends in the past. But them pretending you still don’t know about it. Maybe thats just me, cus all my friends are nerds who I imagine aren’t very good in bed.
Read more at thunk.aintfriends.com .